Remembering something really embarrassing that I...
whatshouldwecallme: brain, why.
Me after 5 minutes of studying:
Adulting: Some basic cleaning supplies that... →
adulting: • Dawn dish soap. It is truly astounding what some dish soap in warm water will clean, everything from countertops to baseboards to hardwood floors. • A broom and dustpan • A mop • A bucket • Paper towels • Rags (note: it’s best to have old towels and some (unused, obviously) cloth… Todo
howdoiputthisgently: RIGHT BEFORE: RIGHT AFTER: I get to do it again! yay!
When someone says that they don't like cheese
When the patient contradicts you, saying "But I...
I feel super freaking loved right now! You’re one of my favorites too!
helloohannahh: sleepless—dreamer: 1am brings nothing but yawns and thoughts of you and of your skin, warm and sticky against mine and your breath in my ear and the goosebumps on my skin because of it; the brail that reads “I love you” because you see me, even with eyes closed, for who I really am, and still, you stay. Thank you.
Life in my 20's
Adulting Classic: The Iceberg Of You
so everyone is like this? adulting: This bit of social physics is so, so necessary to be a grown-up. (click for a bigger version)
When I smell baked goods in the other room
WHEN FRIDAY NIGHT ROLLS AROUND
howdoiputthisgently: WHAT I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE DOING: WHAT I ACTUALLY END UP DOING:
Whenever I meet anyone when I'm drunk
ME POST ST PATRICKS DAY
howdoiputthisgently: every other year.
WHEN MY ALREADY CRAPPY DAY JUST GETS WORSE
howdoiputthisgently: ahahaha beautious.
When I'm waiting for my boyfriend to move back...
I’m like… but then I’m like because I’m so impatient.
WHEN MY ROOMMATE FINALLY GETS HOME AFTER IVE BEEN...
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: me everyday I ever talk to Hanz.
When I'm high with my best friend
When I send a text that I instantly regret
whatshouldwecallme: that, and when I play basketball with the clients at work.
When I see my ex out with a new girl
ME & MY BEST FRIEND
howdoiputthisgently: AS CHILDREN: NOW: