#life #uncertainty #socialwork
a traditional Mary Poppins done by Brian Corley at Unique Ink in Greensburg, PA
Oh my hondo!!! #hondo #futurefolk
"That’s the worst Batman cosplay I’ve seen in my life!"
"BATman? Well that explains it"
"Why he looks like he dressed in the dark!"
Starting to feel like ninety one thousand damn degrees outside? We got you. Chill the fuck out with a big ass cup of this tropical treat. All you need are five fucking ingredients and a blender. You should be able to handle that shit even if it feels like the world is melting.
PIÑA COLADA ICE CREAM
Makes about 1 ½ pints, enough for 2-3 sweaty motherfuckers
3 cups of frozen pineapple*
1 frozen banana, broken into chunks
1 ½ cups canned coconut milk
1 tablespoon liquid sweetener like agave or maple syrup, whatever you got
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
Throw everything in a blender and run that shit until it’s all smooth. Pour it into a loaf pan or similar shaped container and smooth it all around so it’s even. Don’t go freezing some uneven chunky bullshit and waste everybody’s time.
Cover and place in the motherfucking freezer until it is nice and solid, at least 5 hours depending on how shitty your freezer is. You know what the fuck you should do with ice cream after that. This is best eaten the first day or two after it’s made because it can get harder to scoop the longer it sits. But no doubt you or your roommates will get after it long before then.
*about one 16 ounce bag
I must do this. Sorry not sorry for the barrage, followers.
You wake up late to fight man you don’t wanna go
You ask your ward, “Please?” but they still say, “No!”
You missed two Rassas and no good loot
But those monsters kick your ass like you’re tiny and cute
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR FLIGHT
Dog or mini horse, you decide. His name is marcus aurelius. Good job @fogamphediminepearls. #littleprince #dogsofinstagram